Health: The Clown Food Network

A huge part of taking responsibilities of you life is taking responsibilities of your health which is largely dictated by the food you consume, So…

Get the clowns out of the kitchen

Why would anyone want to eat food that is served up by or is Associated with clowns. Clown are funny but, foods is no joking matter, you are what you eat and food is your medicine.

I can easily give you ten good reasons never to trust clown food, right now all I need is one. you know their game, yes you’ve seen it many time before, the clowns main focus is to make a fool out of you at what ever cost. Off the top of your head can you name a good clown…. No, but I can name four dodgie ones, Side show bob mad man, crusty the clown his got issues, the joker murdering psychopath and the infamous King Pin Ronald mc donald head of the multi national cartel. In my opinion this clown food network is  far more dangerous then that psycho joker or any of those scary clowns you see in the movies. Foods no joke Ronnie, people deserve good nutrition.

Clowns just want to have a laugh and crack a joke or two, and that’s right you’re the joke, while you’re committing nutricide with fat burgers fires and sodas, the clowns up at HQ eating Caviar having a laugh while sipping on fresh orange juice.

In the past clown’s knew their place, either as court jesters or circus performers, clowns have no place in serious business especially in the kitchen. Now clowns are playing banker, messing up the world economy, feeding the world monopoly money, while they hold the gold. There fast food network owns restaurants and fast food franchises, big cooperation’s, wear suits and look smart, even own news channels and science Laboratories, where they’re making glow in the dark cats and dogs…

Clowns love a quick laugh and fast foods is their latest prank

So why would anyone in their right mind want to eat clown food anyway, Reason its as addictive as heroin and tastes finger licking good. As a kid I trusted and loved clowns, I even loved clown food… Now I know why! the food and these sweet drinks were like kiddie drugs and alcohol.

As a kid I loved fast food especially mc donalds was a welcomed treat. Normally a toy would come with the happy meal. This free gift would give a kid hours of fun, well more like minutes, the toys looked so cool but it had a limited life span, very funny clown. I didn’t get the joke, as a kid I always thought the next toy would last just that much longer, but no the toys are no good like the food, a few minutes of momentary pleasure and then it over.

Don’t be fooled by fast food

Why didn’t I see the darker side of the clown’s sooner. It was obvious, the tell tale signs where there like that kid at school with the fat cheeks and tubby belly. He always carried backpack full of clown toys and that large family that lived a cross the road, and I’m not talking about large in numbers. there was only three of them. Most days in the week, I would often see them coming home for dinner with a large bag of clown food.  As a kid I was so jealous, they seemed so happy. Looking though my window I would see them enjoying Delicious delightful fast food, while we eat salads brown rice and beans and chicken. They eat triple sized burgers and fries.  We had fresh fruit juice while they had super sized milk shakes and fizzy drink.

Clowns are master manipulators, as a kids the clown pulled the wool over my eye’s and most of my friends. Lucky enough my parent weren’t fooled by the clowns fake food and fast food in general.

Protect your kids from the darker side of food

It’s easy to trick kids with sugar and tasty foods children must be educated about good food. As a parent and guardian this is your job.

Another conspiracy theory

Again, why would anyone want to eat clown food, it has accured to me that the fast food industry represents the front of a larger operation. Maybe the clowns are working with a terrorist organization like al-Qaeda under mine our nation by nutiticide? Who knows one thing for sure the military need to turn there guns at the fake food pushers.

Ronald alongside other companies like that little old man who sales finger licking good chicken are Are inadvertently responsible for more deaths then any terrorist or foreign enemy?

I ‘ve seen it all before in the batman cartoons I know the clowns f…ing game he’s up to know good along with the cronnies and the evils scientific and politicians.  Why would anyone want to eat clown food anyway, that evil genius has convinced some of the western governments to put gm foods into our farms and supermarkets without long term testing and I know the clown’s up to know good.

Why would anyone want to eat fast food anyway. The clown is just in it for the money. For the clown network,  its Fast food for fast cash and for you it a slow life with slow energy and a fast track ticket to the grave. He’s in it for the cash, f**k your health. Why does he not give away an apple a orange or some grapes in his happy meal.

Taking responsibilities of your health

Remember my friends “You are what you eat, so strive to eat health your goal In life, is to be rich and wealth remember truth wealth come though good food and wise ways “Dead prez … don’t trust the clown, fast food is not a joke…. Be Healthy.

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